-----Original Message----- From: Scott Woods [mailto:nittanylion96@hotmail.com] Sent: Friday, August 02, 2002 11:02 AM To: dan.hoelke@hjheinz.com; edrossner@rittenhousetrust.com; provner@RITTENHOUSETRUST.com Subject: Schedule for Saturday, 8/17 More of our schedule: 7:15 am: phone rings for our wake up call, after 6 rings someone finally picks it up again knowing it's the wake up call but still surprised when no one responds when you say, "hello"... hang up phone... actually get up this time despite huge hangover from the night before... Dan opens the shades to check to make sure it's not raining...brush teeth 3 or 4 times because of the combination puke breath and morning mouth... put on clothes 7:45 am: Stumble out to mini-van... comment that I think I'm still drunk and probably shouldn't be driving... begin drive South to Caledonia... Someone again asks if I know how to get there to which I respond, "Of course!" only to hear the rustling of the cartoon map in the back seat. 8:05 am: Arrive at Krispy Kremes for a quick breakfast... order 8 donuts for the four of us and a coke for me... listen to Rover complain that they don't serve breakfast sandwiches. 8:15 am: begin looking for the turn onto the backroad to Caledonia because according to the cartoon map, we're getting close. 8:25 am: actually make turn onto backroad to Caledonia... surprisingly the cartoon map was wrong 8:30 am: Arrive a pictureque Caledonia Golf and Fish Club... drop off bags, tip bag boys for doing nothing. 8:35 am: report to pro shop to begin checking in... do credit card exchange... run to nearest bathroom to throw up donuts and soda. 8:40 am: finish credit card exchange... Rover orders breakfast sandwich from the restaurant 8:41 am - 8:49 am: practice on the putting green even though it won't really help 8:50 am: tee off on Caledonia... Droz deep to the left, Rover a dribbler down the left side, Dan right down the middle and me in a fairway bunker 10:00 am: Scott applies first layer of sunscreen 10:45 am: complete front 9... go to pro shop and order hot dogs and sodas... feeling much better despite shitty play, so I'm ready to eat and promise I won't throw up again. 10:55 am: begin back 9 11:20 pm: Scott applies second layer of sunscreen 1:00 pm: complete round at Caledonia... update MBBC leaderboard... tip bag boys for loading car... wait for Dan to buy logo ball because Paul did his job and reminded him he needed to buy it even though he should have reminded him in the morning when we checked in, but better late then never. 1:30 pm: despite comments from the backseat that they're really not that hungry, stop at McDonalds for chicken nuggets and other value meals. 1:50 pm: head back to the Mystic Sea 2:10 pm: arrive back at the Mystic Sea... attempt to play roofball but the large crowd of schvatzas and white trash makes it impossible. Go into the ocean and throw football around... maybe see one girl woth looking at because the rest are disgusting but the girl's age remains a mystery and we debate her age... 3:30 pm: return to the room and comment "I'm just going to lay down for a few minutes..." Fall asleep immediately 5:00 pm: wake up... begin making noise to wake up everybody else who has also fallen asleep. Take shower (yes, you read that right) 6:00 pm: call Romeo for ride to Pelicans stadium for baseball game. 6:45 pm: arrive at stadium... get tickets... order first round of beers and explain The Cup Game to Rover and Droz 7:05 pm: first pitch between the Myrtle Beach Pelicans and the Potomac Cannons... make comment, "Who are these fuckin' guys?" since we've never heard of any of them. 7:06 pm - 10:00 pm: continue drinking heavily and eating even more heavily and playing The Cup Game 10:00 pm: Leave game and head to NASCAR for a little drunk driving 10:30 pm: leave NASCAR park... likely escorted by security and make our annual walk to Broadway. Argue about where to go and likely end up back at the piano bar where we drink our faces off for the next several hours yelling "Don't Let Becky Go Down On Me", grab cab home, go into the pool briefly and go to sleep. _____ MSN Photos is the easiest way to share and print your photos: Click Here