-----Original Message----- From: Scott Woods [mailto:nittanylion96@hotmail.com] Sent: Thursday, August 01, 2002 12:06 PM To: provner@RITTENHOUSETRUST.com; edrossner@RITTENHOUSETRUST.com; Dan.Hoelke@hjheinz.com Subject: Schedule for 8/16 It seemed that many of you were disappointed that I didn't finish the schedule, so here's the schedule for the 16th as best as I can predict: 7:00 am: Wake up to sound of phone ringing... whoever answers knows it's the wake up call and that there's no one on the other end, yet still answers expecting someone to be there and is at least momentarily confused when no one responds... hangs up phone. 7:01 am: Everyone goes back to sleep 8:00 am: Dan finally gets up to take that really long morning whiz. Scott wakes up and turns on Sports Center even though it's the same highlights that we watched at 1:00 am the night before. Droz farts, Paul finally wakes up and our day has begun. 8:10 am: Stumble out of the Mystic Sea and load into the mini van heading for Carolina National Golf Club. Someone asks if I know how to get there, and my response if, "Of course", yet I still hear the rustling of the Golf Holiday Magazine map being unfolded in the back seat. Turn on Howard Stern... 8:25 am: Pass Medieval Times billboard... yell, "Welcome to Medieval Times!" Everyone laughs because it's still funny!! 8:30 am: Howard Stern returns from commercial... pass Krispy Kreme Doughnut Shoppe ... apologize to Dan that we are unable to stop because Droz hung up the phone and didn't get up... 9:00 am: Arrive at Carolina National for 8:45 tee time... tip bag drop kid a couple of bucks for taking bags out of mini van and loading them onto carts (big fucking deal)...apologize to starter and begin credit card exchange with cashier. 9:06 am: Complete credit card exchange with cashier and trek over to the starter and on to the first tee. 9:10 am: Tee Flippy to determine order of teeing off 10:00 am: Scott applies his first layer of sunscreen 12:00 Noon: Complete first nine and stop at the restaurant for something long and beefy and a gatorade and possibly a candy bar... Make, "God I miss Jack" comment... eat hot dog and go to 10th bitching about how much everything costs and how terribly I'm playing and the fact that I still haven't birdied... 1:00 pm: Scott applies his second layer of sunscreen 2:35 pm: Complete second nine... update MBBC leaderboard... tip bag drop kids a second time for loading bags back into the mini van... consider buying a hot dog, but decide against it.Review cartoon map for best route to Rivers Edge for afternoon round. 2:55 pm: Arrive at Wendy's for lunch... Order triple stack... Realize Dan forgot to buy a logo ball from Carolina National. 3:15 pm: Return to Carolina National so Dan can purchase his logo golf ball 3:35 pm: Arrive at beautiful Rivers Edge Golf Course. Tip bag drop kids AGAIN! Begin credit card exchange with cashier. Admire the incredibly high priced golf apparel in the pro shop... consider buying one but decide I'll do it later if I like the course even though I know I'll forget and never will... Run to bathroom to drop Wendy's bomb... 3:38 pm: complete credit card exchange and report to the starter... Engage in retarded conversation with starter about where we're from and how long we're staying and that he was in Pittsburgh once when he was a kid (I know this one seems random, but it seems like every starter we talk to asks us where we're from and then comments that he once spent some time in Pittsburgh. Who gives a shit!!!? Tell us what tee we're on and let us play some fucking golf!!) 3:42 pm: Tee Flippy... tee off... golf course completely to ourselves... 7:25 pm: Complete 18 at Rivers Edge... begin drive home 8:45 pm: Arrive at Mystic Sea... order pizza from Little Caesars... begin drinking and take puerto rican "shower" in the pool... play short game of roof ball... 8:55 pm: Paul diappears to go get new round of beers but does not return for nearly 20 minutes as he calls Lisa... 9:15 pm: pizza arrives 9:20 pm: finish eating pizza 9:25 pm: rally... call Romeo for cab ride to (big surprise) Broadway by the Beach 10:00 pm: arrive in Crocodile Rocks and begin drinking heavily 2:00 am: return to Mystic Sea completely intoxicated... swim in pool, then sit in hot tub, then swim in ocean... call for wake up call... watch Scott puke because it is The Year of the Puke and I might as well get it over with early if I haven't already done it the night before...go to sleep to soothing sounds of Sports Center. _____ Send and receive Hotmail on your mobile device: Click Here