From: Scott Woods [nittanylion96@hotmail.com]
Sent: Tuesday, June 01, 2010 4:16 PM
To: Dan Hoelke; Eric A. Drossner; Paul S. Rovner; Scott Woods
Subject: MBBC XIV - Trip Report
 
The 14th annual installment of the Myrtle Beach Birdie Championship returned to its rightful place in late May/early June after being pushed into August in 2009 due to Scott Woods' wedding.  Eric Drossner was gunning for his 4th consecutive title after dominating the field in 2009 with a record-setting 9 birdies.  And, in the end, the 2010 tournament would play-out very similar to the 2008 tournament.  Preparations for the 2010 MBBC were few and far between.  Eric Drossner was probably the most prepared as he played several warm-up rounds in the weeks leading up to the tournament.  Paul Rovner also played a handful of rounds.  For the first time in years, Dan Hoelke did not play at all before the tournament, although he did hit the driving range at lunch the Friday before the players left for Myrtle.  In fact, Hoelke was in Vegas for 5 days for a business conference, returning just a few days before heading to Myrtle.  Scott Woods had not even taken his clubs out of his travel bag after the 2009 MBBC, reverting to his old unprepared form.  There were only minor changes to the traditions of the MBBC, that being the decision to play Barefoot Love and Fazio and Grande Dunes twice each.  The players did agree to go Saturday through Wednesday for the first time in a few years.  Drossner and Rovner booked their flights on U.S. Air direct to Myrtle with a connection through Charlotte on the flight back.  Dan Hoelke booked Myrtle Beach Direct out of Pittsburgh on the flight down, and flew U.S. Air home through Charlotte on the flight home.  Scott Woods booked his flight out of D.C. through Atlanta on Delta due to an amazing rate (although flying out of D.C. is a decision he continues to question).  Paul Rovner booked the rental car through U-Save at a rate of approximately $270.00, although there would be issues in that regard.
 
After barely sleeping the night before, Scott Woods left his home for the D.C. airport at 3:45 a.m. Saturday morning for his 6:00 a.m. flight.  Some traffic issues and poor time management by Woods left him cutting it close for his flight, but he was able to make it with little trouble.  Hoelke's flight left around 9:00 a.m. and Drossner and Rovner didn't leave until approximately 9:45 a.m.  Woods was the first to arrive in Myrtle and promptly went to the meeting place at the Myrtle Beach Airport bar.  Hoelke arrived a few minutes later, and the two had a quick beer while waiting for Drossner and Rovner to arrive.  Drossner and Rovner arrived approximately 30 minutes later, and the players headed downstairs to collect their bags and the rental car.  Because it had been so long since he had landed, Woods' gold clubs had been taken to the Delta desk, where he was able to pick them up.  The rental car was put in Woods' name, but the reservation initially could not be found.  It was then discovered that Rovner had mixed up the A.M./P.M. meaning the car was booked for 11:30 p.m.  The rental agent informed us that there were no other vehicles available and that the earliest they would have a car available would be 8:30 p.m.  Paul Rovner stepped up and asked to speak with the manager and amazingly, was able to get upgraded to another mini-van for only an additional $10.00 making the total rental fee $340.00.  With that issue resolved, the players were able to load the mini-van rather easily and head to lunch at Burger King.  Major news was revealed at lunch as Woods announced that his wife was expecting their first child, Rovner announced he might be getting "snipped" and Drossner announced that his wife might be carrying a child for her sister.  The players then headed to the site of the opening round, Myrtlewood-Palmetto.
 
Saturday, May 22, 2010
 
Three-time Defending Champion Eric Drossner had originally selected the Pine Hills 18 for the site of the opening round, but due to maintenance and scheduling issues, it was switched to the Palmetto Course.  Very little was known or expected of the Myrtlewood course, other then a few of the holes can be scene from Route 501.  The players unpacked their bags in the parking lot, and Woods changed into long pants.  Woods also gave the rest of the players surprises, Masters' golf towels from his trip to the 2009 Masters.  Check in at Myrtlewood was a bit of a hassle as there was a group with two children trying to check in as well.  However, the group was able to get out ahead of them.  A single did show up on the 1st tee, but the group allowe dhim to play through.  The drives on the first tee were not particularly impressive as Woods, Rovner, and Drossner all went left, while Hoelke snapped his to the right, and so the 2010 MBBC was off to a less than spectacular start.  The average first birdie by the foursome is 8.3 holes, but the oddsmakers had expected an even earlier strike setting the over/under at 6.5 holes.  There were very few opportunities in the first few holes, and over was the winner.  However, things changed fairly quickly, as defending champion Eric Drossner opened the scoring on the Par 3 7th hole.  With Woods and Hoelke looking for their errant tee shots off the green, Drossner decided to chip out of turn, and with Woods and Hoelke looking, Drossner proceeded to chip in for birdie.  As was the case several years prior when Drossner chipped in, his cart partner Paul Rovner, was the only one to witness this birdie, leaving some to question its legitimacy.  There was little else to report in the way of birdies for the rest of the round.  Woods played surprisingly well recording an 86 to tie Hoelke.  Paul Rovner played his worst round of the week, shooting 103, while Drossner shot an 89.  Storm clouds rolled in just as the foursome was finishing up, and the scoreboard after the opening round showed Drossner with a lead of 1-0-0-0.  The majority of the foursome was not overly impressed with the Myrtlewood Course, with only Woods thinking it was actually a decent course worthy of a return.
 
The players loaded up the rental car just as the skies opened up and headed to their Barefoot Villa.  They checked in at the package provider and met the person they'd spoken to on the phone who was not as unattractive as expected, but still not particularly attractive.  They then headed to Bi-Lo to stock up on the necessities for the week - donuts, M&M's, chips, water, Gatorade, cereal, and a case of beer, which, as always, would go unfinished.  The players checked in to their condo, excited to find that each had their own queen size bed.  All players showered and they caught a cab to Barefoot for dinner and drinks.  Dinner was at the Liberty Steakhouse.  The players had eaten their once before and it was thought to be pretty good, but that would prove to be incorrect.  After waiting briefly for their table, the players were seated.  All ordered steaks, which were a little disappointing and left all wondering why they didn't just go to Outback or the hold location of the opening night dinner, Texas Roadhouse (altough, I would actually be surprised if this is as good as we remember it to be.)  After dinner, the players headed to Crocodile Rocks.  The cover is now $10.00 (higher then I can ever remember) and they are now offering table seating for an additional $10.00 per person.  After initially balking at the idea of sitting at a table, the doorman offered to seat the foursome for only an additional $5 per person.  The foursome agreed and were seated on the floor.  Turned out to be a pretty good decision, as the bar filled up fairly quickly.  The players were introduced to their new favorite Crocodile Rocks waitress, Cassie (sp?), a cute, peppy girl who couldn't weigh more then 110 pounds.  This, of course, led to a Cassie, Leah, and Shelley debate with the consensus being that Shelley remains number one with Leah and Cassie fighting it out for second place.  The players showed their loserness by asking Cassie if she knew Leah or Shelley, and she said she thought she'd heard of them but that they hadn't worked there for several years.  Unfortunately, it appears the players will never see Shelley or Leah again.  The piano show was about the same as usual, although later, the players realized that the never played the Pussy Song or Joy to the World.  There was, as always, one "star" of the show, who got to sing a song, and then appeared to be asked to stop submitting requests.  Hoelke appeared to be feeling the effects from his steak, as he caught a severe case of the hiccups and actually had to cut himself off.  The rest of the players were fairly tame.  Amazingly, the foursome managed to stay past midnight, before catching a cab back home.
 
Sunday, May 23, 2010
 
After a fairly tame night, the players had little trouble waking up at 6:30 a.m. for the short trip to Barefoot for 2 rounds at Fazio.  The Love course had undergone maintenance a few days prior, and with Fazio expected to undergo major maintenance in a couple of days, the players agreed to play twice at Fazio on Sunday and twice at Love a few days later.  Expectations were high going into the double round at Fazio, with all players expecting a "barrage" of birdies.  Specific holes were picked out as birdie possibilities.  There were actually decent birdie opportunities on the Par 4 first hole, a hole that has yet to be birdied, but no one was able to convert.  The second hole, a long Par 4, also featured a lengthy birdie putt by Woods, but he was unable to convert a rare birdie attempt on that difficult hole.  However, a major turning point occurred on the Par 3 third hole, when Paul Rovner fired a dart to within 7 feet.  Rovner, who had run his birdie drought back uo more then 100 holes, was able to drain the putt to join Rovner atop the leader board.  The remainder of the round was relatively disappointing with no significant birdie putts.  Eric Drossner was still impressive, as he rattled of a personal best 10 consecutive birdies in route to a round of 80.
 
The players booked their afternoon round on Fazio for 3:30 and headed to their traditional mid-Barefoot round lunch at T.G.I.Fridays.  Drossner used is final free app. coupon, the players had lunch, and then headed back to the condo to relax until the afternoon round.  Rovner and Drossner intended to head to the pool, but that plan was changed when a thunderstorm rolled in.  It continued to rain, heavily at times, as the players waited to head out for the afternoon round.  The players headed back to the course, with it still raining.  Skies brightened slightly when they arrived, and the course indicated that it was still open.  The players paid, and headed out just as the rain stopped.  The course was cart-path only, which made things difficult, but there was no more rain.  Things were relatively quiet until the Par 3 8th hole, a hole believed to have never been birdied before.  Stormins Dan Hoelke commented to his cart partner before the hole, that because of his troubles off the tee, this was one of his last opportunities to birdie in the round.   Hoelke proceed to find the range on a fairly lengthy birdie putt to leave only Woods without a mark.  There were no other significant opportunities.  Perhaps the most exciting thing that happened in the afternoon round, was when on the 17th tee, Drossner realized he had forgotten his driver on another hole.  The group behind us had picked it up a few holes earlier.  Overall scores were less than impressive other than Rovner's 88.  And so, after 3 rounds, the scoreboard was 1-1-1-0.
 
Night 2 is traditionally ordering pizza with lights out by 9:30 p.m.  Hoelke was excited to try the new Domino's pizza, which the res tof the players agreed, bypassing last year's find of I Love New York Pizza.  Turns out, Domino's new recipe is not much better then their old one.  The players stayed in for the evening, although there was a suggestion that they go out for ice cream.  That never happened, and lights were out a little later then usual, around 11:00 p.m.
 
Monday, May 24, 2010
 
The players awoke on Day 3 to dark clouds and light rain.  It had apparently rained heavily during the night, and for the first time in years, there were legitimate concerns of a complete washout of a round.  Radar indicated pockets of rain up and down the coast with the threat of rain lingering a ll day.  The players were scheduled to return to a course they had not played in many years, Farmstead.  The players made the 20 minute drive to the North Carolina border, with Woods actually not remembering where the course was.  It was found with little trouble.  The players arrived and learned that their opening tee time had been pushed back to 8:00 due to the heavy rain.  The players sat in the restaurant for awhile, and watched as another large group gathered.  Fearful that they would be jumped in line, the players pushed to get on the course, and were finally sent off the first tee just before 8:00 a.m.  Amazingly, the rain stopped just as the foursome teed off, and there actually be no more rain the rest of the round.  Naturally, the course was cartpath only, making for a fairly lengthy round.  The second hole featured one of the strangest incidents in MBBC history... a crow was sitting in and around one of the carts, and someone jokingly said, "I hope he doesn't take our scorecard" at which piint, the crow promptly flew off with the scorecard.  He dropped the scorecard at the top of small pine tree, but the card got stuck in the tree.  The players called the clubhouse and a ranger came a few holes later with a new card.  Scott Woods was finally able to join the birdie party on the Par 3 3rd hole, when he fired a dart to approximately 2 feet.  He was able to drain his slightly downhill putt to leave all four players with a single mark.  There were a handful of other decent opportunities the rest of the round, but no one was able to convert.  While Paul Rovner was able to par the Par 6 18th hole, the rest of the efforts on that whole were disappointing, with Drossner recording a 10.  Overall scores were decent with all four players over 90.
 
The pro shop at Farmstead was less than helpful in booking the afternoon round at Grande Dunes for 2:20 p.m.  The players went to the Atlanta Bread Company for a quick lunch, and then headed to Martins to stock up on balls.  They then headed for their afternoon round at the beloved Grande Dunes.  There had been some concerns about maintenance being done at Grande Dunes with 1/2 of each green being aerated a few days before and some of the fairways also being aerated.  The maintenance would actually not be an issue for the foursome.  The foursome was early for their afternoon round, but with hopes to catch the Flyers/Canadiens game that evening, the players pushed the tee time up and were sent off a little ahead of schedule.  They had time to hit the range, with Hoelke hitting approximately 100 balls in an effort to fix his game.  All was relatively quiet until the Par 5 7th hole, a relatively short Par 5, that is not believed to have been birdied.  Paul Rovner hit 2 excellent shots to leave himself on the fringe approximately 30 feet from the hole.  A difficult up and down would put him atop the MBBC leaderboard.  However, Rovner crushed his lag putt, leaving himself 15 feet for birdie, which he was unable to convert.  Things remained relatively quiet, although Rovner shot a 40 on the front 9.  In addition, Drossner misplaced his second club off the trip, discovering on the 8th hole tee box, that his wedge was missing.  He went back several holes but was unable to locate it.  It would later be found and returned by one of the rangers.  On the Par 5 13th hole, Woods would announce that he would be a contender for the title.  For reasons not entirely clear (especially after what would happen in the final round), this hole had always been a nemesis to the group.  A fairly easy drive leaves the players with a difficult but makeable second shot to an uphill green to reach in two.  Traditionally, one or more players chunk into a bed of waste.  All four players crushed their drives leaving them just 200 yards to the green.  Drossner did the traditional chunk, while Rovner and Hoelke hit wayward second shots.  Woods hit a decent second shot, that ended up approximately 15 yards short of the green.  Amazingly, Woods, who struggled with his chipping the entire trip, was able to chip close for a tap-in birdie.  It was the first birdie for the foursome on a hole other than a Par 3 and Woods took a 2-1-1-1 lead.  Because of his horrid play, Hoelke had decided to begin drinking, and he roped Woods in as well.  Both finished off 6 or 7 beers with help from the long wait on the 8th hole while Drossner looked for his lost club.  Drinking did not seem to help Hoelke, as he was unable to birdie.
 
Drossner drove the foursome back to the condo, where the players continued drinking and then caught a cab to the Overtime Sports Cafe.  They continued drinking and watched the Flyers earn a trip to the Stanley Cup finals.  (As of the writing of this report, the Flyers are down 2-0 to the Blackhawks in the Finals).  The players returned home around midnight, for an early wake-up call for the fourth day, at the much anticipated Love Course.
 
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
 
Day 4 would feature 2 rounds at the players favorite course, Barefoot Love, and two shots at the infamous Par 4 4th hole.  Fireworks came fairly quickly in the morning round.  Just a week earlier, the players had discussed how it was amazing that noone had been able to birdie the opening hole on either Fazio or Love, both of which are relatively easy holes.  Woods fired a wedge to within 4 feet at Love and appeared ready to take complete control of the tournament.  However, Hoelke, who was continuing to struggle with his game, had other ideas as he chipped in for birdie from off the green, before Woods even had a chance to putt.  Woods maintained his composure to drain his putt and maintain a 1 birdie lead.  The players were somewhat disappointed to see the flag on the Par 4 4th hole in the back.  Woods crushed his drive approximately 10 yards short of the green, as did Drossner.  Rovner put his drive in the valley of f*ck, and Hoelke was extremely angry to blast his drive into the greenside pot bunker.  All four approach shots were disappointing, with Woods actually chipping over the green before lipping out his second chip.  There were three pars and a bogey recorded with all four players looking forward to a second shot that afternoon.  The fireworks continued on the Par 5 8th hole.  Eric Drossner striped his drive, but was left with slightly more than 200 yards to reach a green protected by a waste area in front.  Drossner made the gutsy decision to go for the green despite needing to carry his ball approximately 195 yards.  Drossner struck his second shot decently but managed to clear the waste area although to the right of the green.  His chip was masterful and he was able to drain his birde-putt to pull within one of the lead.  Of note, this was Drossner's first birdie on the Love course.  Drossner continued to display his mastery of the Love Par 5's on the Par 5 13th hole.  One of the foursome's favorites, Drossner again out his second shot just off the green.  He was able to hit another excellent chip, and drain the putt, for his second birdie of the day, and take the lead by virtue of the tiebreaker.  There were no other significant birdie opportunities in the morning, and after a slow start, things had picked up with a scoreboard of 3-3-2-1, with no one completely out of it.
 
With plans to try to make the Pelicans game that evening, the payers opted for an earlier afternoon tee time, and alos decided to have lunch in the Clubhouse.  This may have been one of the best decisions of the trip, as the players met Jami, a waitress in the clubhouse, who this writer very much would like to see naked.  The players stayed in the clubhouse a little longer to watch Jami, before heading off for the afternoon round.  Woods came close to striking again on the 1st hole but was unable to make the putt.  Efforts on the Par 4 4th hole, were less than ideal.  Woods pulled his to the left of the green-side pot bunker leaving an awkward chip.  Drossner went into one of the fairway bunkers.  Hoelke and Rovner again had disappointing drives.  No one was able to make birdie, and the foursome will have to wait another year for shots at their favorite hole.  Woods continued to make a statement on the Par 4 10th hole.  He again put a wedge to within 5 feet to give himself the outright lead.  Once again, someone else had other ideas, as this time, Paul Rovner chipped in for birdie before Woods had a chance to putt.  Woods was able to convert the putt and take the lead.  Birdies were elusive the rest of the day, and the pennultimate round came to a close with Woods in the lead with 4 birdies, Drossner one back with 3 and Rovner and Hoelke still in contention with 2.
 
With no real intention of getting blasted that evening, the players decided to drive to the Pelicans game.  Dark clouds threatened the game, and, the game was actually delayed for approximately 45 minutes.  The players got 2 for 1 seats behind the plate and played the cup game on Jesus Sucre night.  Eric Drossner was the big winner on the night in a game won 1-0 by the Lynchburg Hillcats, played in a brisk 2hours and 15 minutes.  Dan Hoelke finally got his ice cream at the ballpark.  The players headed home to pack and get ready for an exciting final round back at Grande Dunes.
 
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
 
The players decided to return to their beloved Grande Dunes for the final round.  In fact, it is believed that barring maintencance issues, Grande Dunes will become the site of the final round for all future MBBC tournaments.  Scott Woods had booked his flight home for 1:50 p.m., so there was some concern about finishing the round quickly.  This was not issue as the players were the first group off the front and completed the round in less than 4 hours.  The players packed that morning and loaded the car in order to go directly to the airport.  There had been some suggestion that the players would shower in the locker room after the round, but with temps in the high 70's, no one felt the need to shower after the round.  Strong winds made things interesting throughout the round, and the players struggled through the first 6 holes.  Paul Rovner had a magnificent chance on the Par 5 7th hole.  Clearly angry after his missed opportunity on the same hole a few days earlier, Rovner fired a beautiful third shot to within 3 feet.  It could only be described as a Rovner-esque birdie opportunity, as it was no more than 3 feet away, but above the hole, meaning it was somewhat downhill.  Rovner has missed at least 2 similar putts in his career (1 in 2008 at Tidewater and the other several years ago at Legends.).  Rovner struck his putt through any break and missed the hole entirely.  As usual, Rovner smacked the putt away before it stopped, leaving many to wonder if he would have even made what was likely to be an even longer putt coming back up the hill.  Rovner gave himself par.  The drama of the MBBC came to a head on the Par 5 13th hole.  Once again, all four players hit solid drives to the bottom of the hill leaving just over 200 yards to the hole.  Woods went first and got a great bounce on his second shot to avoid a bunker and end up on the back of the green, presenting himself with a great opportunity to win the title.  Dan Hoelke hit a solid second shot to the right of the green leaving himself with an awkward chip.  Paul Rovner also hit a decent shot short of the green.  Eric Drossner hit a spectacular shot to the back of the green.  Hoelke hit his chip close and tapped in for his third birdie.  Woods had a difficult putt fron the fringe.  Woods completely misread the putt and left himself a downhill 10 footer that he would miss.  Drossner hit an excellent putt to within 2 feet, which he converted for his fourth birdie to take the lead from Woods.  There were few birdie opportunites over the final 5 holes as players were slowly eliminated.  Hoelke had a chance to stave off elimination on the Par 5 17th hole, but left a 12 footer short.  Woods found the fairway on 18 with one last chance to pull off a miraculous final hole birdie, but his approach found the water (as did his second attempt), and Eric Drossner won his fourth consecutive title.  It was also the second time that Drossner has come from behind on the final day to win the title.  
 
After starting at 7:30 a.m. and were done by 11:30 a.m., leaving time for lunch in the Grande Dunes clubhouse.  They finished lunch and went through the depressing routine of packing their clubs in their travel bags.  They stopped to get gas and made it back to the airport just after 12:30 p.m.  All flights were on time, and everyone made it home without incident.
 
 
A few wrap-up notes:
 
- I don't believe there is any dispute that the MBBC should remain in late May if possible.  Despiute some concerns of wind and rain, even a couple of weeks can make a major difference as temps in Myrtle lately have been in the 90's.
- Price will always be the deciding factor, but Saturday to Wednesday seemed to work out well.
- Droz has already announced River's Edge as the site of the opening round.  River's Edge is one of the more northerly courses, so flying into and out of Wilmington, NC might be a consideration.  I had looked at hit one year, and, in some cases, prices were lower.  I doubt we'll do it, but something to keep an eye on.  Flights out would have to be later because it is a bit of a haul up there.  If we fly out of Myrtle, we know flights home can be as early as 1:50, perhaps even a little earlier if necessary.
-  Everyone seemed to agree that Fazio and Love should be played twice, preferably with one at each course both days, but that, as awlays, will be determined by maintenance.  I think everyone also likes Grande Dunes on the last day.  We also agreed to put True Blue and Caledonia back into the rotation this year, which would mean a schedule like this: Day 1- River's Edge, Day 2 - Barefoot, Day 3 - Caledonia/True Blue, Day 4 - Barefoot, Day 5 Grande Dunes - home.  It means Grande Dunes would only be played once in alternate years.  If anyone is really against True Blue/Caledonia, because we don't get to play Grande Dunes twice, you won't really hear a lot of argument from me.  I'm good either way.  If we really want to play Grande Dunes twice, the options for the replay are Tidewater or The Shaft, and I don;t think anybody would be too disappointed in that.  Looks like for the first time in as long as I can remember (other then the year Dan didn't play) there will be no new courses.
-  Paul, make sure you double check the A.M./P.M. button next year...


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